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fazcinatingblog · 3 days ago

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my cousin said she drinks one coffee a day and it's in the morning and i swear she added (under her breath) "so i don't hate myself as much" and it's like the most relatable thing i've ever heard but also the saddest and i don't know what that says about her or me but oh my god

#like i do the same thing #or if i get vibes that someone hates me (e.g. from coworkers) i'll clam up and not talk to them just head down do my own work #focus on my own work eat some chocolate think about the next bubble tea i'll get etc etc #i hate myself so much i always have so everything i do is like 'this will make me hate myself less' and #laura shut up don't tell tumblr this you can talk about this tomorrow goddddd #yeah i could discuss this tomorrow #but that'll just add to my crazy and then she'll be like 'i think you should see me twice a week'#no no no i'm not that rich i can't please no #give me 12 free sessions and then i use them all in one week #before and after christmas esp if i bring him to christmas lunch #if he comes then my brother's housemate better be there #my parents will be way more interested in her she'll bring some cool korean dish and they'll be all over her #trying to impress the poor girl #my dad asking if he can get mates rates haircut #me telling her to cut his hair like nick daicos'#her just like 'who is nick daicos' oh my god girl sit down clear your schedule #my guy just like playing in the corner with tiko #no he'll be talking to charlotte in chinese #sigh #thank god the text post is depressing enough for everyone to avoid and no one will see these tags #relief

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